“Looking for WORK – Read the AD below”

Jan 27th “Looking for WORK – Read the AD below”

Nothing like receiving an advertisement for work – by a Company – that spells out exactly – what they are looking for – and spells out for the readers – some of the very poor excuses that, they have received from people that were hired – but, for one or more of the poor excuses that you can read in the newspaper ad, below – just could not show up for WORK!

There are some people that want WORK – and, will WORK for good wages, but – and every one knows of those workers – that will just show up for work – and will act real dumb – ask lots of questions that mean nothing to them – just a great stall act – someone might think they are going to be great – but they are only playing a game – “they want to be paid for doing absolutely nothing, in the line of WORK – that you are offering them!”

There is noting like a TRUE story… When you apply for WORK – you will find that some Companies will be testing you to see exactly what you can do. So naturally for the Post Office and this is besides the written tests and physical and all of the other tests – YOU will be expected to pick up a 100 pound sack of mail from this chair – and deliver the same sack, to a distant chair, at least one hundred feet away.

For the average man – no problem, they can pick up “100# sack of mail” one after the other, but now – for the average woman, maybe one or two – depending on – if the sack is full and if they can drag it here and there – but for this test – you must only carry it – this one time across the room.

So this nice cute woman was hired and when she arrived in an area where these large sacks of mail were – one sack was just too heavy for her to move – so, some nice “MAN” came over and did offer to her, that he would be happy to HELP her – to move these HEAVY sacks, for her, and they “kinda hit it off” as “friends” while working.

There are times when your work schedule calls for you to work two weeks straight and then get four or five days off straight – and remember the “PAY” if very good!

Just so happens, that these two, were working together and seem to be very friendly at work – and every time a much “too” heavy sack was in her work area – she would call for, her “good friend” – and he was “Johnny on the spot” to help her. No one knows for sure what and or if, they have had any after WORK time together – but – it would seem that – there will come a day, just for paying for favors received – especially when, you are both being paid, the exact top dollar, for the same kind of WORK!

So, NOW – the day came – She had called, for her “helper” to help her – and he went over with smiles, fast and furious – he grabbed her shirt and her slacks and pulled them down to the floor covering her shoes – just left her, standing there, in just her under clothes – he walked away with even bigger smiles on his face! That was his “PAY DAY” – since she did not reciprocate to “his needs” – some where along those lines, is what everybody was left to give some serious thought, about!

We were all told – that we were “all” being paid for our own work to be done – so that, and in case, if we have someone else do our WORK for us – Plan on paying for it – “one way or the other!”