“Sunny Southeast Missouri in Mid October 2019”
“Hey What’s Happing” Sunday 11-03-19
“Just a note to say… I’m so oooooo Good Looking… I just knew that you need a picture of me and the wife… here at our “Humble” abod… to bring a smile to your face!”
“They call me, “TRUMP” Aldrich and standing at my side, like a good wife, is Lotto Aldrich. We are also know … AKE … Lee and Darlene.”
I’m standing at the gate, while my wife “LOTTO” takes a good look at YOU – Up and Down… just to size you up. Now we don’t just let any old crumb bum waltz into our yard. The “FEE” to take the tour is (2) two BIG juicy steak bones, as you can see my stunning good looks is worth the tour.
Our neighbor stopped by to see what all the barking was about… and he just happened to have a camera with him to take this picture. His name is “Flea-bag” and I told him to keep his distance between scratching and coughing, spewing out the phlegm! I just told him to toss the picture over the fence.
“Fleabag” seems to have an excuse to come and visit every time my wife, Lotto is in heat. I think that if… I was gone, he would try to sweet talk her into more things – than just taking a picture.
My Wife can be pretty bossy… she has those radare ears and can hear even what I’m thinking … and she never let’s me out of her sight. Anyone that says her bite… ain’t as bad as her bark… doesn’t know… HER!
The other day she took all of my “Chew toys” and buried them… somewhere out in the yard! I’ve dug 15 holes and so far… I have only found an old crouchy mole !
Well…I’ve got to get ready for DINNER… “Lotto” my wife is mixing a can of “SPAM” with some dry food, and I got to put Fresh Water in our “Water Tub” – but first… I need to put some Pee on a tree!
See ya,
TRUMP
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