“Sunny Southeast Missouri in Mid October 2019”

“Hey What’s Happing”                                        Sunday  11-03-19

“Just a note to say… I’m so oooooo Good Looking… I just knew that  you need a picture of me and the wife… here at our “Humble” abod… to bring a smile to your face!”

“They call me, “TRUMP” Aldrich and standing at my side, like a good wife,  is Lotto Aldrich. We are  also know … AKE … Lee and Darlene.”

I’m standing  at the gate,  while my wife “LOTTO” takes a good look at YOU – Up and Down… just to size you up. Now  we don’t just let  any old crumb bum waltz  into our yard. The “FEE” to take the tour  is (2) two BIG juicy steak bones, as you can see  my stunning good looks  is worth  the tour.

Our neighbor stopped by to see  what all the barking was about… and he just happened to have a camera with him to take this picture. His name is “Flea-bag” and I told him to keep his distance between scratching  and  coughing, spewing out the phlegm!  I just told him to toss  the picture over the fence.

“Fleabag” seems to have an excuse to come and visit every time my wife, Lotto  is in heat. I think that if… I was gone, he would try  to sweet talk her into  more things – than just taking a picture.

My Wife  can be pretty bossy… she has those  radare ears  and can hear even what I’m thinking … and she never  let’s me out  of her  sight.  Anyone that says her bite… ain’t  as  bad as her bark… doesn’t  know… HER!

The other day she took all of my “Chew toys” and buried them…  somewhere  out in the yard! I’ve dug  15 holes and so far… I  have only found an old crouchy  mole ! 

Well…I’ve got  to get ready for DINNER…  “Lotto” my wife is mixing  a can of  “SPAM”  with some dry food,  and I got to  put Fresh Water  in our “Water Tub”  – but first…  I need to put some Pee on  a tree!
See ya,

TRUMP


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