My Name is … “Anne SMART!” | Grandma’s Stories

Jan 11th My Name is … “Anne SMART!”

“My name is … “ANNE SMART” – – and I am English and Irish – I came over on a very “BIG BOAT” and “Great- Grand Mother Anne Smart” – brought me – as well as several of her young children.” You know that when you live in a family of “PEOPLE” – that they have a way of thinking of a “GOOD NAME” to call their favorite “feline” members of the family – – – because the name that you are called is – – “WHO” you become – you are the name that you are called!

So, since the “Great Grand Mother” was a very smart person – – and also her name was “SMART” – they figured that if they called me by her name, “ANNE SMART” – – – that I would be the “SMARTEST” of cats around! Also – you know that when you travel as much as they do – – that they need a very “SMART CAT” – – to look out for all of the “PEOPLES” in the family. Their very young children – may not know about that animal called a “HOUSE-MOUSE” – and could think that – that they could play with that small animal??? “DISASTER” could come to a family – without a good and smart cat!

I have been told and praised for being very “SMART” and helpful – in America – searching out all the dangers – and seeing to – should I say “SEEING” a second time – – I eliminate all those problems – it is that special problem – that when most “WOMEN” see it – – they stand on a chair and scream!!! So, now you know – what I do – I, personally – take care of the “PROBLEM” – – the “HOUSE-MOUSE!”

“Let me know – if and when you want a “SMART – CAT” sent over to take care of your “BIG” problems – immediately!!”