“TODAY…will be THAT short day…”

The days just  are mot long enough to do everything – – are they that way for you… too?” – – – – “Seems … that as one gets older…  we  get slower – – and NOW… on top of that – – I will only have 23 hours…  to do  – – that which…  I could not do in 24 hours….yesterday !”

“How will I ever know for sure – – that giving up that ‘HOUR’ – – this  “SPRING”  weekend – – that…  I will receive it back in the … FALL?”

Retirement Speech - Retest Motorists

 

Semi Retirement Joke

 

Grandma Retirement Jokes

“I could sure  use those old roller skates- – – in my old age – – to fly around town – – but forgot…  where we put… them?”

 

retirement jokes and signs

 

Ha!

 

You know you need glasses when... Now that's a mail slot!

Keep those senior citizens clean

“Now… If only …I can find that place  – – where the above sign is… I could be  done up  – – all… super duper…  for SUNDAY!”


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