“Wisdom of….. 2ND GRADE SCHOOL CHILDREN”
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
ANSWERS GIVEN BY,,……… 2ND GRADE SCHOOL CHILDREN TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:
WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
- SHE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHERE THE SCOTCH TAPE IS.
- MOSTLY TO CLEAN THE HOUSE.
- TO HELP US OUT OF THERE WHEN WE WERE GETTING BORN.
HOW DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?
- HE USED DIRT, JUST LIKE FOR THE REST OF US.
- MAGIC PLUS SUPER POWERS AND A LOT OF STIRRING.
- GOD MADE MY MOM JUST THE SAME LIKE HE MADE ME. HE JUST USED BIGGER
PARTS.
WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE MOTHERS MADE OF?
- GOD MAKES MOTHERS OUT OF CLOUDS AND ANGEL HAIR AND EVERYTHING NICE
IN THE WORLD AND ONE DAB OF MEAN.
- THEY HAD TO GET THEIR START FROM MEN’S BONES. THEN THEY MOSTLY USE
STRING, I THINK.
WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER AND NOT SOME OTHER MOM?
- WE’RE RELATED.
- GOD KNEW SHE LIKES ME A LOT MORE THAN OTHER PEOPLE’S MOM LIKE ME.
WHAT KIND OF A LITTLE GIRL WAS YOUR MOM?
- MY MOM HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY MOM AND NONE OF THAT OTHER STUFF.
- I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE I WASN’T THERE, BUT MY GUESS WOULD BE PRETTY
BOSSY.
- THEY SAY SHE USED TO BE NICE.
WHAT DID MOM NEED TO KNOW ABOUT DAD BEFORE SHE MARRIED HIM?
- HIS LAST NAME.
- SHE HAD TO KNOW HIS BACKGROUND. LIKE IS HE A CROOK? DOES HE GET
DRUNK ON BEER?
- DOES HE MAKE AT LEAST $800 A YEAR? DID HE SAY NO TO DRUGS AND YES
TO CHORES?
WHY DID YOUR MOM MARRY YOUR DAD?
- MY DAD MAKES THE BEST SPAGHETTI IN THE WORLD. AND MY MOM EATS A
LOT.
- SHE GOT TOO OLD TO DO ANYTHING ELSE WITH HIM.
- MY GRANDMA SAYS THAT MOM DIDN’T HAVE HER THINKING CAP ON.
WHO’S THE BOSS AT YOUR HOUSE?
- MOM DOESN’T WANT TO BE BOSS, BUT SHE HAS TO BECAUSE DAD’S SUCH A
GOOF BALL.
- MOM. YOU CAN TELL BY ROOM INSPECTION. SHE SEES THE STUFF UNDER THE
BED.
- I GUESS MOM IS, BUT ONLY BECAUSE SHE HAS A LOT MORE TO DO THAN DAD.
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOMS AND DADS?
- MOMS WORK AT WORK AND WORK AT HOME AND DADS JUST GO TO WORK AT WORK
- MOMS KNOW HOW TO TALK TO TEACHERS WITHOUT SCARING THEM.
- DADS ARE TALLER AND STRONGER, BUT MOMS HAVE ALL THE REAL POWER
CAUSE THAT’S WHO YOU GOT TO ASK IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP OVER AT YOUR
FRIENDS.
- MOMS HAVE MAGIC, THEY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER WITHOUT MEDICINE.
WHAT DOES YOUR MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME?
- MOTHERS DON’T DO SPARE TIME.
- TO HEAR HER TELL IT, SHE PAYS BILLS ALL DAY LONG.
WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR MOM PERFECT?
- ON THE INSIDE SHE’S ALREADY PERFECT. OUTSIDE, I THINK SOME KIND OF
PLASTIC SURGERY.
- DIET. YOU KNOW, HER HAIR. I’D DIET, MAYBE BLUE.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR MOM, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
- SHE HAS THIS WEIRD THING ABOUT ME KEEPING MY ROOM CLEAN. I’D GET
RID OF THAT.
- I’D MAKE MY MOM SMARTER. THEN SHE WOULD KNOW IT WAS MY SISTER WHO
DID IT NOT ME.
- I WOULD LIKE FOR HER TO GET RID OF THOSE INVISIBLE EYES ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD.
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