“Here is what happened to your Christmas Present”

Dec 28th “Here is what happened to your Christmas Present”

In case, your were thinking that – I may have forgotten what you had ask me to have sent to you – via – “Santa Claus” and his favorite “reindeer, Rudolph” – it seems that there has been some kind of a delay!

In the PHOTO, below – you will see on a pallet – just exactly the surprise that I had ordered from dear ole “SANTA” – and was in hopes that he would be bringing to you by the “25th” of December!

BUT, this is the message that I had received – “Due to circumstances beyond “SANTA’s” control – the above item was just too much for poor ole “Rudolph” to be responsible for at this day and time of the year!” – “”Rudolph” is no longer leading the crew of deer on such long and hard trips – with items that are just too much for the average “KID” to be getting at this time of year!”

Seems to me, that further in the small print – I was reading that, there are new laws on the books that restrict some items from being delivered to some persons – because they are not quite qualified to operate without the proper certification from the CITY and STATE to which they will be delivered – and one more really important thing!

If you really want the item, that you see above – there are “TAXES” – that amount to amounts – that are just out of this world – in reality – I can not figure out why all of these taxes are necessary – and then, they want some kind of a guarantee regarding the “INSURANCE” on the vehicle and on the person that will be the “NEW OWNER” – and all of these fees must be paid up in advance – for and at least, a year in advance – and the “paper work” is all “GREEK” to me – some of it looks like there are several different languages – and I have no idea – what the forms are all for, and to which COUNTRY – all of this is, to go too?

So, just to make you real – HAPPY – I just thought that – if and when “YOU” become the big “16 years old” that someday that will for sure happen – than and only then – will I continue on with the sending of this extra special gift – but – and so that we do not forget – I am sending to you – this small version of the model you see above – was able to find one – at the “5 and 10 CENT” store!

Just remember that – we will be seeing you in the above vehicle – when you pass all of your tests and have learn to drive – “OH” – I was told to tell you – that if I buy the vehicle – you will have to have a job – so that you can maintain the up keep and buy the INSURANCE – because at the age of “16” – INSURANCE is too costly – it is just plain out of this world to most youngsters! “Merry Christmas and have FUN with the toy version – as it is so much safer for you – at this time!” D.V.