“Time to review!!…from Brother Tommy”


Shoe Repair Store
“We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you.”
Optometrist’s Office
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve
come to the right place.”


Plumber’s truck
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
Another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
A Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

A Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

A Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit.  Stay.”

At the Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don’t, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully.  We’ll wait.”

A Chicago Radiator Shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”

On the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution – this truck is full of Political Promises.”


BONUS humor:

Husband’s call:
“Honey it’s me.  I don’t want to alarm you, but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.  Paula brought me to the hospital.  They’ve checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.  The blow to my head was severe.  Fortunately, they don’t think it caused any serious brain injury.  However, I do have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg tibia and fibula, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot.”

Wife’s Response:
“Who’s Paula?”

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