“CANCEL CULTURE”….Al Aldrich

Aug 5th “CANCEL CULTURE”….Al Aldrich

CANCEL CULTURE

As I flip back the pages of time,

I remember traveling at light speed leaving Capricorn and the Jewel solar system.

Cancel culture took over my kingdom like a virus, and my people had started to apologize for being Capricorns with privilege.

I King Al gave my people everything, but the lowlifes from the kingdoms of Kent City, and heathens, complained about me King Al, the son of a god, giving my people Capricorn privilege, and my people being so weak did not stand up for themselves.

They could have told those lowlifes that they worked hard and earned everything they had. And I, King Al, was a great leader.

So, I King Al got pissed off, and I had a need for speed, so I blasted off of my kingdom in a low-rider Harley bad boy cosmic space shuttle rocket bike.

I was halfway from the Jewel solar system, and halfway to the Milky Way, when an S.O.S. rescue signal, lit up my dashboard.

When the GPS on my dashboard zeroed in on the location, it was coming from a small red planet that had two rusty moons dancing around it.

I said to myself, “I hope this isn’t one of those heathens with cancel culture on his forehead.”

It’s been a while since I’ve had my army boots stuck in some heathen’s ass!