Grandma’s Stories

Jul 12th “Some DAYS are like this… for ME!

 

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life In 2016   —    Remember:-

 

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called …’Ministers do more than lay people’.

2.Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

The difference between the Pope  and your boss is, the 

      Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

 

4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash, and it
   Is gone.

 

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if
   You’re in the bathroom

 

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded
   up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the
   Mood.
7.  It used to be only death and taxes.  Now, of course,
   there’s shipping and handling, too.
8. 8  .A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out,       Gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 
9. 
   9. My next house will have no kitchen – just vending
      Machines and a large trash can.
10. 

10. This is the best PHOTO – – that I could find of  ME!
11. 10.  Definition of a teenager?

                            God’s punishment…for enjoying sex.

And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way…

This is the best……. that I could do with what I received –  from my little brother TOMMY!…..

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