“Have YOU Read any GOOD SIGNS, lately?”
After you have read these “SIGNS” – – Let us know… if YOU have found some “SIGNS” on your walk through LIFE – – as GOOD or … maybe even BETTER?”
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:
We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist’s office:
Time wounds all heels.
Time wounds all heels.
At an Optometrist’s Office:
If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
You’ve come to the right place.
On a Plumber’s truck :
We repair what your husband fixed
.
On another Plumber’s truck:
Don’t sleep with a drip.
Don’t sleep with a drip.
Call your plumber.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
Invite us to your next blowout.
On an Electrician’s truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are
If we see smoke, we will assume you are
on fire and will take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.
Push. Push. Push.
At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet
-miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company:
We would be delighted if you send in
your payment on time.
However, if you don’t,
YOU will be de-lighted.
In a Restaurant window:
Don’t stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully.
We’ll wait.
At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank Heaven for little grills.
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.
Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
Caution –
Caution –
This Truck is full of Political Promises
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